Artisan Vegan Cheese Selection Box



  • Artisan Vegan Cheese Selection Box
  • Artisan Vegan Cheese Selection Box
  • Artisan Vegan Cheese Selection Box
  • Artisan Vegan Cheese Selection Box
  • Artisan Vegan Cheese Selection Box

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Fists have been a pumpin’ and highs have been a fivin’ for all you cheese lovers who are flipping dairy the bird.

Asparagasm is launching its first Artisan Vegan Cheese Selection Box, the initial batch getting ready to roll out from the week beginning Monday 23rd October. Will you be receiving one of them?

Time and time again, “missing cheese” is an issue many cheese-lovers who don’t do dairy lament over, whilst those who want to take the step in to non-dairy life (we’ll be in touch, Jezza…), are being held back by a cheesy Achilles heel…

We hear you, friends, we hear you. And we got you:

“Absolutely loved the Vegan Cheeseboard…” - Kirsty

“The cheeses we tried were sooo good! That camembert!!” - Claudia

“Amazing vegan cheese from Asparagasm. You have to taste it to know how good it is.” - Lotus Reflexology

“As for cheese (…) the brie was amazing, but I loved the roulade too…” - Paz

“The cheese is absolutely insane!” - Olly

And dammit, we missed cheese too. That’s how this whole thing started - we were hangry, had dry crackers, and access to a kitchen. And several kilos of cashews…

We now have both a lot of love, and a lot of vegan cheese we want to spread far and wide across this green and pleasant land; making it even greener, and touching the hearts and palates of millions!

There’s only three of us though, so we’re starting with 200…

As one of them, you’ll get:

  • A selection of three x 150g vegan cheeses made from nut cultures
  • Your cheese box arriving in the week beginning Monday 23rd October 2017 in eco-friendly, recycled and recyclable packaging
  • The reassurance that everything you’re eating is completely natural and vegan-friendly
  • Your face tattooed on our forearm as a mark of admiration*

Place your order, enjoy some vegan cheese, and maybe your fists will be a pumpin’ too!


The men in suits told us to say:

  • P&P: £4.95 (deliveries within the UK only at present)
  • Use code PICKUP at checkout if you can collect from Nailsworth (P&P waivered)
  • Net weight: Min. 450g
  • Made from: Nuts, vegan cultures- full ingredients on back of pack
  • Images for example only
  • *There will be no tattooing